★ The Last Moonwalk: Thursday, May 4

No, it’s not a tribute to Michael Jackson.

It’s your chance to hear graduating MFA students read from their creative works: Thursday night, May 4th, in Hollins’ Green Drawing Room at 8:15 PM.

Surely there will be poetry, prose, fancy footwork, and warm wishes for the readers: may they live rewarding lives surrounded by words.

And if you must: here’s wikihow’s advice on How to Moonwalk.